1. Act like a dick

2. Pretend you were just playing along and you actually appreciate people and the rules

3. Act more of a dick, but this time don't give a reason.

4. Kiss ass, and then when questioned what the reason for this behaviour was, say it was in everyone's best interests.

5. Piss people off, then some more, dissagree with things you know are right and then when people try to defend themselves, try to piss them off more.

6. Appologise for this behaviour, and hey this time it worked, im forgiven!

7. Keep those in the know close and some even closer.

8. To make up for all that dicking around try your hand at making amends, do things here and there which may seem helpful.

9. Making sure you can't be accused of anything, try to vie for power, a little at a time.

10. Finally, those who worked hard at what they do, try to piss them off in any way you can. You know what, why not make them seem a little less important while you are at it.